Meanwhile | Middle Earth Weather Report
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Meanwhile... Customers calling a support line were surprised by a malfunctioning AI bot, the home from "The Brady Bunch" is now an official Los Angeles landmark, New Yorkers are bracing for new audio ads in the subway system, Stephen has a few words for the nerds who created an advanced "Lord of the Rings" climate model, tequila magnate George Clooney is introducing a non-alcoholic beer, and researchers claim to have solved the mystery of why cats always land on their feet.
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| 0:00.0 | When beloved family patriarch, Gary Ferris went missing, his family looked everywhere on their |
| 0:05.9 | property until they came across something horrifying. It's a homicide. |
| 0:10.3 | Absolutely. The blame game in this family went round and round. This is Blood is Thicker, |
| 0:16.5 | the Ferris Wheel. I don't see how anyone can look at this story and think they were happy. |
| 0:21.7 | Follow and listen to Blood is Thicker, The Ferris Wheel on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your |
| 0:27.3 | podcast. It's the late show, pot show with Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:39.3 | Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news kitchen, |
| 0:43.3 | simmering the most topical hamburger parsley turn-up, alt-sweet rudabega and carrots with roasted garlic |
| 0:48.1 | before mashing with the scogs, brackens, butter, and arlico heavy cream and freshly grated nutmeg |
| 0:54.0 | to make the balanced and hardy Swedish rotmos that is my monologue. |
| 0:57.9 | But sometimes, sometimes folks, I... |
| 1:02.0 | Sometimes I startle a raccoon into hawking up |
| 1:06.2 | its partially chewed watermelon rind into discarded tuna can filled with drain water |
| 1:10.5 | and dine out on the puddle chud of news that is my segment |
| 1:16.4 | Meanwhile |
| 1:21.0 | That's the only award I ever need is meanwhile. That's the only honor I ever need |
| 1:24.8 | I ever need |
| 1:27.4 | Meanwhile in Washington State in the past few months, |
| 1:31.8 | callers to Washington's Department of Licensing |
| 1:34.3 | who have requested service in Spanish |
| 1:36.8 | have instead heard an AI voice speaking English |
| 1:40.0 | in a strong Spanish accent. |
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