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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile… Mario’s Flat Butt Outrages Fans | Free Samples Return To Trader Joe’s

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Fans are asking Nintendo to fix Mario’s flat rear end before the new animated film comes out, and the free samples that disappeared from Trader Joe’s during the pandemic have officially returned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

From the Oast House, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan

0:06.8

Jose.

0:07.8

From the Oast House, whether it work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

0:12.3

It's packed full of meaty goodness.

0:15.4

From the Oast House, with Alan Partridge, there's a welcome there for straight and K, and

0:21.0

he and she and they, from the Oast House.

0:23.9

From the Oast House, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

0:26.8

And now, subscription required, see allable.co.uk for tons.

0:30.8

It's the late show poncho with Stephen Colberg.

0:40.6

I spend most of my time right over there surveying the raw landscape of news, then carefully

0:46.4

carving it up into the newsiest land forms, damning its natural water seaps to create

0:51.2

the most topical artificial story legs, then adding meadows, playgrounds to unveil for

0:56.5

you the glorious natural heritage, protected New York City Central Park that is my monologue,

1:02.1

but sometimes, sometimes folks, I crashed a stolen tanker or four loco into a frog pond

1:06.6

off I-95 and try to cover my tracks by burning it off with factory rejected fireworks before

1:12.3

backfilling the whole mess with a truckload of used batteries to create the outlaw super

1:16.6

fun side of news that is my segment.

1:26.6

It's the, it's the opiate of the masses, it's the opiate of the masses of what it is.

1:32.3

Meanwhile, a new study says due to tectonic shifting, the Pacific Ocean is shrinking by

1:37.3

about an inch every year.

1:39.2

Well, of course, it looks smaller, that ocean water is cold.

1:45.6

Meanwhile, the German candy company, Lidl, was ordered to destroy gold chocolate bunnies

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