From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan Jose.

From the host house, whether it's work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

It's packed full of meaty goodness. From the host house, with Alan Partridge.

There's a welcome there for straight and K, and he and she and they, from the host house.

From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

Now, subscription required, see audible.co.uk for turns.

It's the Rachel Pacho with Stephen Colberg.

You know, folks, I spent a lot of time carefully researching the day's most culturally precious stories.

Cross-referencing historical accounts with topographical maps and assembling the finest team of archaeologists to unearth the UNESCO World Heritage Excavation Site of Humor.

That is my monologue, but sometimes I distract an orphan with a piece of lint covered candy and steal their bucket and pale,

then sneaking to the potter's field in the dead of night with two drifters I picked up on the commuter train,

and forced them to dig for the abandoned pauper's grave of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile, wow, just when you need it.

Just when it's always there when you need it.

Meanwhile, PepsiCo is planning to launch a Mountain Dew branded alcoholic beverage.

I can only hope it will be called Mountain Don't.

Fun fact, accidentally spilling alcohol into Mountain Dew is how they discovered meth.

Meanwhile, toy company Mattel is currently getting kicked in the tweets for posting this image of their diverse Olympic barbies

unfortunately they are being condemned for releasing their inclusive Tokyo Olympics collection without any visible Asian representation.

A little bit of an oversight there.

How did that pitch meeting go?

Okay, Tokyo, let's think. Representation, let's hear ideas.

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