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🗓️ 3 July 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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0:00.0 | If the late show's hot show wins, you can call them. |
0:09.0 | You know, sometimes there's just so much news |
0:11.0 | that it bursts into a big, toxic news spill. |
0:15.0 | Then we have to use dawn dish soap |
0:17.0 | to scrub it off the waterfowl |
0:19.0 | and ring out what's left into my segment. |
0:24.0 | Meanwhile! |
0:26.0 | People love people. |
0:27.0 | Love meanwhile. |
0:28.0 | Love it. |
0:29.0 | Meanwhile. |
0:30.0 | People love meanwhile, John. |
0:32.0 | It's a national craze sweeping the nation. |
0:36.0 | Meanwhile, there is shocking Valentine's Day news |
0:40.0 | because of production problems. |
0:41.0 | For the first time in over 100 years, |
0:43.0 | Sweetheart's candy hearts are not going to be available |
0:46.0 | this Valentine's Day. |
0:48.0 | This is devastating. |
0:50.0 | How will replace this beloved candy |
0:53.0 | with roll-aids and a sharpie? |
0:56.0 | Yes! |
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