Meanwhile… J.Lo’s Booty Balm | The Rise Of The Necrobots
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Meanwhile… We know where Jennifer Lopez got the idea for her nude birthday photo shoot, and Stephen bravely takes a sip of Velveeta’s unforgivable spin on the dirty martini. In search of some fresh nightmare fuel? Look no further than this story about reanimated spider corpses. Also, Stephen raises a glass of bittersweet orange drink in celebration of the merger between Spirit Airlines and JetBlue.
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| 0:26.2 | Which fragrance will be your favourite? |
| 0:30.2 | What do I do? |
| 0:31.4 | What do I do? |
| 0:32.7 | What do I say? |
| 0:33.9 | What do I say? |
| 1:01.0 | It's the late show poncho with Stephen Colbert. |
| 1:09.0 | No folks. |
| 1:10.0 | I spend most of my time right over there selecting the day's biggest, most important news. |
| 1:14.2 | Carefully laying it out on a story canvas, mixing chrome and human value in an elegant |
| 1:19.2 | and topical dance to create for you the subtle moving and timeless Claude Monet magnum |
| 1:23.9 | opus that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes, just sometimes folks. |
| 1:27.6 | I wake up in an abandoned train car, scavenged some leftover instant noodles in the chewing |
| 1:32.2 | gum out of the mouth of a sleeping hobo, and then stick it all to the back of a scrap |
| 1:35.9 | of carpet to present the drifter's macaroni art of news that is my segment. |
| 1:50.1 | Meanwhile, it's a sedative. |
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