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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile | Heinz Targets Chicago

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Heinz wants Chicago residents to put ketchup on their hot dogs, ugly shoes are more popular than ever, New York is trying a new approach to pest control, and a fancy wine club requires a steep membership fee and a vibe check. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:25.2

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0:27.2

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0:30.0

It's the Late Show punch show with Stephen Colbay.

0:39.5

Folbair, folks, if you watch the show,

0:41.1

you know I spend most of my time right over there selecting the day's finest Baltic oak news panel adding a preparatory layer of topical ground chalk and story glue then hand painting hyper realistic scenes of redemption with jewel-like coloring and

0:54.4

simulated gold leaf to unveil for you the spectacular yet timeless 15th century Jan Van Aikent

1:00.5

Alterpiece that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes folks after

1:04.6

huffing oven cleaner out of a Pringles can, I steal the valet parking sign from outside

1:09.6

the Hustler Club, flip it over, and chuck some wet pizza toppings at it,

1:13.0

with a half a go-go squeeze, almost left of a chick-foulet

1:16.7

zesty buffalo sauce packet to offer up the expressionist tweaker's

1:20.7

spackle plank of news that is my segment.

1:23.0

Meanwhile.

1:26.0

A work of art in and of itself.

1:31.0

Epoch defining. Meanwhile, Heinz is going to put

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