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It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colbert.

Folks, if you watch this show, and I hope you do, you know that I spend most my time right over there in the news factory,

hand polishing the most topical, clear and satin crystal story panels decorated in fembraille laveille, and jeure de pipos patterns,

to create the stunning, and elegant Lalik serene

40-prism chandelier that is my nightly monologue,

but sometimes, just sometimes, folks,

while coming down from a trank bender,

I fall out of an HVAC duct

into an abandoned spirit Halloween,

strip the power cable from a busted mini-fridge,

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