It's the late show Pots show with Stephen Colbert.

Now, folks, if you watch this show, and we don't always do live shows, but we love the energy when we do.

I just want you to know that I know that I spend most of my time right over there in the news,

Cossina, slow brazing prime cacete for 10 hours, then serving on a flower tortilla with

salsa de chili arbor to make for you the beef cheek barbacoa Nortena that is my monologue,

but sometimes while trying to break into an illegal gerbil fighting parlor to steal back my money.

I get stuck in a septic trench

where I heat the remains of what is likely

a defeated hamster over discarded lighter

and scrape it into a half-eaten hot dog bun

to munch on the sewer chalupa of news

that is my segment.

Meanwhile.

There you go. Alive Meanwhile. That's all American needs to heal.

Meanwhile, in food news

researchers say that eating 30 plants a week can transform your gut health. What? I can't name 30

plants. Carret, lettuce, the twix one. I'm out. Meanwhile, a man with three penises may have gone

his whole life without knowing about the extra two.

The discovery was made by researchers at Johnson and Johnson and Johnson.

Apparently, there you go.

There you go.

A nation healed.

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