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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.
0:09.0	Folks, if you watch the show,
0:10.0	you know I spend most of my time right over there
0:12.0	in the news factory,
0:13.0	shaping the day's most topical brushed aluminum
0:15.0	into a resonant story shell.
0:18.0	That as well did not crimp,
0:19.0	then adorned with fine snares
0:21.0	to be played emceema
0:24.0	with my batucada.
0:27.0	And produced for you
0:28.0	the perfectly tuned Kai'Sha Tamborgi Samba
0:32.0	that is my monologue.
0:34.0	But sometimes I wake up under a horse
0:36.0	into traveling circus,
0:37.0	snatch some rusty soup pots
0:39.0	from the freaks and stretch a scrap
0:41.0	and discard a tent over them
0:42.0	to wail away on the unwanted
0:44.0	visitor's doom bongo of news
0:46.0	that are my segments.
0:49.0	Meanwhile...
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