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🗓️ 22 June 2025
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0:00.0 | Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg. |
0:03.6 | Yep, that's the one. |
0:05.6 | You can see it, can you? |
0:07.3 | Deep in your mind. |
0:09.1 | Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin. |
0:12.7 | I don't even need to say its name, do I? |
0:15.9 | Breakfast's done properly. |
0:18.6 | Served until 11 a.m. |
0:21.1 | It's the Late Show P pot show with Stephen Colbert. |
0:28.5 | Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time over there in the news kitchen, |
0:32.7 | simmering the finest, most topical news beef and pork with bay leaf, onion, garlic spices and a touch of cayenne |
0:39.7 | before cooling it and placing it into a handmade pie crust and baking it at 475 for an hour |
0:46.1 | to present to you the hardy yet subtle French-Canadian tortier meat pie that is my monologue. |
0:53.2 | But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, I steal a |
0:55.8 | Vienna sausage from a raccoon and |
0:57.9 | stuff it into a discarded pita |
0:59.7 | and leave it on the engine block of an idling |
1:01.7 | truck before snacking |
1:03.9 | on the filthy hot pocket of news that is my |
1:05.9 | segment. |
1:08.2 | Meanwhile. |
1:13.3 | You've got a 100%. That 100%. That's the only snow tire I need. |
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