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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile… ‘Gaslighting’ Is The Word Of The Year | The World’s Oldest Cat

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Meanwhile… Merriam-Webster chose ‘gaslighting’ as their top world of the year, the folks at Hidden Valley Ranch have created this holiday season’s most sought-after gift, a 26 year-old cat just made the Guinness Book of World Records, and an ancient Siberian virus has been unfrozen and revived. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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caution. The ultimate spicy meatball from Domino's is hot. Just not stupid hot. It won't earn you

0:05.4

mythical status or get you a nickname like Mad Dog or Dragon's Breath. It's hot. Good hot.

0:10.8

The kind of hot that boosts taste nothing else. The ultimate spicy meatball with Siracha

0:15.2

Drizzle from Domino's, it will get you fired up. Subject to availability. What do I do?

0:21.0

What do I do? What do I say? What do I say? In the McMillan online community,

0:28.6

we know what it's like to have cancer because we have it too. So whatever you're thinking,

0:34.9

whatever you're feeling, whatever you need to ask about cancer, whatever the time of day or

0:41.0

night, we'll do whatever it takes to help you. To join us, search McMillan online community.

0:58.8

Folks, I spend most of my time. Just stand right over there. Scan of the day's news garden,

1:05.2

excavating a tasteful lagoon, adding the finest, most topical hydro bead vortex filters,

1:10.7

an external erasion before stocking it with water lilies and perfectly finished

1:14.9

Kohaku and Hirainaga Amur Carp to create the spectacular Sunsuikoi pond that is my nightly

1:22.0

monologue, but sometimes just, sometimes folks, I break into a derelict paper mill,

1:26.0

huff sulfur compounds out of the waste vent, then go joy riding at a stolen backhoe,

1:30.6

until I crash into an elemental chlorine tank by the river to create the rancid fish kill of news

1:36.0

that is my segment. All I want for Christmas is meanwhile.

1:46.6

Meanwhile, in Georgia, McDonald's employees delivered a baby in the store's bathroom,

1:58.4

which is much better than when McDonald's delivers via Uber Eats. The baby's always soggy and cold.

2:02.7

It's not the same. McDonald's manager on duty said she went into the bathroom to find

2:08.4

the woman already in labor saying, she was on the toilet lying back screaming, then I knew to tell

2:15.0

my crew we're having a baby today. Okay, that's a lovely story, but someone screaming on the

2:21.3

bathroom in McDonald's doesn't necessarily mean they're having a baby. Could, could just mean the

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