Meanwhile | Drew Barrymore Loves The Rain, New Zealand's Public Pooping Law
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2022
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Meanwhile... Our good friend Drew Barrymore is the most enthusiastic weather-lover we know, and New Zealand may soon update a law that allows people to defecate in public as long as no one is watching.
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| 0:00.0 | On CBS, when we last left ghosts, it was a cliffhanger to die for. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh my God! What? I think one of the ghosts just left. |
| 0:07.5 | What? Who? I have no idea. |
| 0:10.0 | CBS, this Thursday. Why they make us wait for answer. |
| 0:13.4 | Call the cliffhanger. |
| 0:14.8 | We'll finally learn which of our dearly departed. |
| 0:17.6 | Departed. |
| 0:18.6 | I'll check the library. |
| 0:19.6 | Okay, I'll check the kitchen. |
| 0:21.5 | I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there find out when ghosts returns this |
| 0:26.1 | Thursday on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus. It's the late show, hot show with Stephen Colbay. |
| 0:39.0 | Folbay, folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend a lot of my time right over there carefully |
| 0:44.0 | harvesting the day's biggest freshest news vegetables finally slicing and |
| 0:47.8 | arranging them in a le cruze a casserole drizzling it all with a fine Zadias's family, coffee, olive oil, then gently roasting it to perfection |
| 0:56.7 | to serve you the glorious and velvety ratchet to we, that is my monologue. |
| 1:00.4 | But sometimes, sometimes folks, I wake up in the Chipotle I broke into last night |
| 1:04.6 | scrape the lettuce out of a discarded burrito bowl, steal a carrot from a baby and |
| 1:09.0 | punch a sea gull for its pickle to present the Hobo salad bar of news that is my segment. |
| 1:13.4 | Meanwhile. |
| 1:19.4 | Meanwhile, there's a new trend in the world of do-it-yourselfers building your own coffin. |
| 1:25.0 | So this is either a life-affirming hobby to confront your own mortality and live in the moment |
| 1:31.0 | or the ultimate elderly passive aggression. |
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