From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan Jose.

From the host house, whether it's work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

It's packed full of meaty goodness. From the host house, with Alan Partridge.

There's a welcome there for straight and K, and he and she and they, from the host house.

From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

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It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colbert.

You know folks, I spend most of my time right over there surveying the news tundra,

carefully gathering the most topical mammoth tusks and stripping their rinds

using the sharpest late breaking bone chisels. Then I saw them into manageable sections

to use my fret saws gauges and adses to carve the magnificent twelfth century

ivory chest set that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes, sometimes folks.

Sometimes I fall off the back of a stolen fire truck siphon some gas out of a

person, a waffle house parking lot poured out in a grid, then toss a stolen zippo

at it and haul slash tires and busted shipping pallets into the squares to play

the deranged loners tic-tac-toe of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile.

Always there when you most need it. Always there when you most need it.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service is asking visitors to stop licking their

toads. Though a more honest headline would be National Park Service size,

throws up hands and says, I guess we have to actually say this out loud now.

Stop licking the frogs, yadangases.

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