Meanwhile | Dominic Monaghan & Billy Boyd

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Meanwhile... A man in Italy is giving our host a run for his money as he acts out his Middle Earth fantasies in a cross-country quest to destroy a ring (Original Air Date: September 16th, 2021). Next, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, and special guest Peter Jackson tried to find a "Lord of the Rings" trivia question that would stump our host. And to up the stakes, they have a special LOTR prize for Stephen if he can get it right (Original Air Date: June 29th, 2021). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Rachel Pacho with Stephen Colberg.
0:09.0	You know, folks, I spend most of my time sourcing for you
0:12.0	the day's finest Hong Jo Silk news stories,
0:15.0	mounting them on the most topical premium polyhedral bamboo joke frame,
0:19.0	decorating it with artisanal ash ink,
0:22.0	inserting a hand-poured beeswax candle,
0:25.0	filling it with intention and then sending it a loft
0:28.0	on the updraft of audience laughter in the spectacular Chinese lantern festival
0:33.0	that is my nightly monologue.
0:35.0	But sometimes, just sometimes, folks,
0:37.0	I go visit my buddy Barakuda at the abandoned mall,
0:40.0	drop a couple of hundos on some wet Roman candles,
0:43.0	bent sparkler smuggling in from the Philippines
0:45.0	and a flare gun stolen from a crash coast guard boat,
0:48.0	set it all off in the deranged, unregulated fireworks accident of news
0:51.0	that is my segment.
0:54.0	Meanwhile!
0:58.0	Always makes me feel good.
1:00.0	Always, always, always happy to do this.
1:03.0	This is happy.
1:04.0	Ant-head and pressing.
1:06.0	Meanwhile, a 37-year-old Italian pastry chef
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