Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.

It's not a burger.

That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich.

A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.

Made with RSPCA at short pork.

Until 11am.

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It's the late show ponotshow with Steven Colbert. Give it up for Lewis Cato and the Late Show band, everybody.

Whoa!

Folks, you may have heard, we have some wonderful writers here at the show,

and one of them is a fellow named Asher Perlman.

That's Asher right there.

And on top of working on this show and attempting to play basketball,

Asher moonlights as a New Yorker cartoonist,

and last year he released a book called, Well, This Is Me.

And he just released its sequel, Hi, it's me again. And they're great. I love Asher's cartoons.

Here's a good one right there. It's a guy pouring himself a cup of coffee and he's saying,

I feel alert now, but why stop there? What can also feel sick and insane?

And I believe, I had to believe you would be sick and insane if you don't buy this book.

Unlike Asher's other work on this show, this one's a slam dunk. Go get it, baby. Now, there you go.

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