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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile… Belgium Has Too Much Cocaine | Musk Down $100 Billion In 2022

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Belgium is having trouble getting rid of all the cocaine authorities have seized this year, and Twitter CEO Elon Musk’s net worth has dropped by at least $100 billion this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan Jose.

0:07.0

From the host house, whether it's work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

0:12.0

It's packed full of meaty goodness. From the host house, with Alan Partridge.

0:18.0

There's a welcome there for straight and K, and he and she and they, from the host house.

0:24.0

From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

0:27.0

Now, subscription required, see audible.co.uk for turns.

0:31.0

It's the Rachel Pacho with Stephen Colbert.

0:39.0

Folks, you know, I spend most of my time right over there wandering the story market, picking out the finest, most topical Kelly bronze news turkey.

0:48.0

The brightest, most exquisite eucon gold potatoes and the ripest McFarlane cranberries.

0:53.0

Then, preparing an assembling mall into the spectacular classic Thanksgiving spread that is my nightly monologue.

0:58.0

But sometimes, just, just sometimes, folks, I crash a stone and cable service van into a condemned middle school cafeteria.

1:05.0

Scraped together, some discarded fruit by the foot, expired you who, and what is either an old slice of bread or a falling ceiling tile and slap it all together to serve the assembled raccoons, the demented outlaw picnic of news that is my segment.

1:19.0

Meanwhile.

1:24.0

You know what? Meanwhile, it's what's for dinner.

1:29.0

It's America's way to play.

1:32.0

Meanwhile.

1:33.0

Musician DJ Khaled is offering fans a unique chance to book an Airbnb stay in his shoe closet.

1:42.0

It's perfect for anyone who loves the smell of sweaty feet and being woken up by a man screaming his own name.

1:49.0

Meanwhile.

1:52.0

Belgium is struggling to incinerate all of the cocaine it seized in yet another record year.

1:57.0

Well, there's an easy fix.

1:59.0

If they're struggling to keep up, give the people running the incinerator cocaine.

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