Meanwhile… Beer Train Derails | Michigan’s Costco Baby

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Meanwhile… A train derailed spilling cases of Coors Light into a river, a man was tackled at a baseball game after proposing to his girlfriend in the outfield, and a baby was delivered in Costco parking lot in Michigan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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