It's the Late Show Potshow with Steven Colbert.

Folks, folks, if you watch the show, and I encourage you to, you know that I spend most of my time right over there

selecting the finest Trinitario and Forrestero cocoa news beans, which are dry roasted and then milled to create a fine topical

cocoa mass, which is conked into a silky, smooth, velvety texture to create the intense and

luxurious lint premium gold bar chocolate that is my monologue.

But sometimes, just sometime, folks, after getting kicked in the head by a police horse,

I scrape out a fly-covered jello pudding cup using a half-eaten ding-dong

and leave it on a radiator to serve you the fermented bug fudge of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile, this is like coming home.

This is like ali-ali-ali- like Ali Ali Oxen for right here.

Meanwhile, a Brazilian nun has gone viral for her beatboxing skills on a religious TV show.

Jimmy, drop the beat.

Oh, my son. Jimmy, drop the beat. That is impressive.

That is impressive. The

greatest collaboration between the Catholic

Church and hip-hop culture since Pope Benedict

won the B-Boy dance-off.

Meanwhile, there's a little news from the world of sport where last night the Colorado Rockies

became the third fastest team to reach 50 losses in an MLB history, making them the worst team

in the last 125 years.

In response, the team has announced that at future games, they're changing,

take me out to the ball game to take me out behind the shed and kill me.

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