Meanwhile | A Pig Named "Six Seven"

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Meanwhile... A man called in a bomb threat to get out of paying for parking at the airport, Katy Perry is dating the former prime minister of Canada, Martha Stewart is promoting the all-denim lifestyle, the mayor of Miami pardoned a pig named Six Seven, humans are somewhere in the middle of nature's monogamy scale, and New York City is celebrating a murder-free milestone. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.1	Make your thoughts cheesier.
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0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.0	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
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0:51.2	It's the Late Show Pacho with Stephen Colbert.
0:58.7	Folks, if you watch this show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the Ileidana,
1:05.5	sauteing aromatics with bay leaves and blended Atorodo and bell peppers, which I seasoned with bouillon, then boil with Iresi to prepare for you the Nigerian Jolof rice that is my monologue. But sometimes, after getting caught match-fixing Lower East Side Muay Thai fights, I scramble behind the tasty delight where I dumped the rice from a half-eaten Crunchrat Supreme into an empty tunic can with a slice of wiener I stole from a crow
1:27.6	and heated over a sewer grate
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