Hello friends, and welcome to the Oxfentia D&D podcast. It is a Dungeons & Dragons podcast where we listen to old-ish episodes of Oxfentia D&D and talk about them. I'm Jane. I'm back. I play

Prudence the Teafling Warlock. Andy, how the hell are you? I'm Andy, and good.

I play Corazon, the Human Pirate Rogue. You've got to stop saying old episodes because they're not there as there is as new as it's possible to be.

It's programmed into my brain now. I really have to take that and just edit it out of my brain script because actually this episode we're listening to today,

aka Mean Girls, went out last week on the Oxfentia channel. That's youtube.com. So it's old in, you know, like how a loaf of bread is old.

I mean, I hope not. It's not gone all hard and we've got a moldy loaf right away. But if you had like a seven day old loaf of bread, you would consider it old bread. It's not a flattering comparison.

For our D&D condiments. Welcome to our moldy loaf of the podcast. Please enjoy it.

We should start again. It's probably still good if you scrape off the mold and toast it. It will probably barely notice.

We should take this from the top really, shouldn't we? It's fine. I think you know, it's fine.

Alexander Fleming wouldn't have discovered penicillin if it were not for mold. Thank you.

So in a way, our podcast is as important. Yeah, I was on the Fleming's of D&D podcasts. Yeah, exactly. So.

So Mean Girls is episode six of the season and things are afoot.

That's right there. So yeah, in this episode, as you all find out, Corazon has to deal with the consequences of his actions, which is his favorite thing to do.

Yeah, exactly. There's a comic rebalancing in the offing. So look forward to that. We'll listen to it and then we'll come back and talk about, you know, what happened in just a moment before we get into that though.

How have you been under you? What's up? Yeah, been good. I've not been up to to March, mostly working. I've been playing a few things. I played Mac pixel three, which is the second Mac pixel game.

It's a sort of joke. Much like goat simulator three is the second goat simulator game. Mac pixel three is also the second Mac pixel game. It's so they've both done the same joke and came out the same week. So that's embarrassing for them. Okay.

But yeah, it's interesting. I didn't play the first Mac pixel, but I thought I'd check this one out. It's you play a kind of like Magiva style person who has to save the day in these situations.

And they're they're like links collections of like warrior where style mini games or you're placed in a situation. And you can interact with objects and you have to figure out how to solve the problem. So for example, you'll be in like a house that's on fire.

And there's there's three things you can interact with like the fire, the water cooler and a man who's running around.

And it's never the solution that you think it is. So if you click on the man, you kick him in the crotch. If you click on the water cooler, you take a drink of water.

And if you click on the fire, I guess you catch fire. And the solution to it is to drink a load of water and then pee on the fire. And then the house fills up with pee and explodes and all pee comes out of the windows. And that's the wind condition.

I see. So it's like it's that kind of that kind of stuff. There's one way you're on like a crashing plane and like a guy takes the last parachute.

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