Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes. Now here's your host,

head chef of the men's room, the Ted Nuggett.

Head Chef in the house.

Thank you folks.

Thank you.

It's everybody in the studio today.

Fire it up.

So this is a list of food people cook wrong on purpose.

There anything that on the top of your head you can think of that you cook wrong on purpose

at home?

For other people I have.

In other words, if we do hot dogs, my wife. For other people I have.

In other words, if we do hot dogs, my wife likes that thing to look like you took a

sharpie and just colored it black.

Correct, I feel like hot dogs, sometimes even sausages, definitely.

She likes, yeah, the hot dogs man I'd like to think it's a reflection of her husband I used to have to

Butterfly filet mignons and cook them as well done as possible

You can't cook them well done when they're, you know, in their whole.

You gotta cut them in half and then butterfly them and fillet it may be sick to my stomach to do it.

But I did it.

Kids?

Ah, wife. Oh, all right.

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