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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Me and Ari Shaffir: Part 2

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Leisure, Comedy

4.62.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2011

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Robert interviews Ari Shaffir. Part 2 of 2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the Glory Hall Radio Network,

0:05.8

Glory Hole Radio.com.

0:08.2

This is part two of Robert Kelly and Ari Schafir. You know what dude? I'm fucking fucking, your mom,

0:30.0

you know what dude? Look at this cock suck,

0:35.0

this cock suck.

0:37.0

So you know what you had it?

0:40.0

So now you, uh, do you turn, you go with Roggan all the time no a bunch so does he ask you do you ask him yes me

0:47.7

unless there's something I specifically really really want to do if there's some club I'd never it that I really, really want to.

0:53.0

Or some tail on a city.

0:55.0

And he'll just call you up and be like, let's go.

0:57.0

He's like, what are you doing next Tuesday?

0:58.0

And now does he take care of you hotel and flight?

1:01.0

Flight and hotel.

1:02.0

And he's paying you too? Yeah He pays it pretty well.

1:04.0

It pays me about what I'd make as like the lowest level

1:07.5

headliner at a place.

1:09.0

Really?

1:10.0

And then he pays for everything while you're there.

1:11.0

He doesn't let you touch a wallet.

1:13.0

Really?

1:14.0

He's like we're going to steak.

1:15.0

There's no like, like Polly would be like make us eat at more expensive places.

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