McWhopper, Cognac Chugging, Joey Fatone, Frat Banners, Continued Gun Violence

Trends Like These

Travis McElroy

Comedy, News Commentary, News

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2015

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hello friends! On this episode, the Burger King reaches out to Ronald McDonald and attempts to make peace. Sadly, he is rebuffed. A woman in Beijing, when told she couldn't take an expensive bottle of liquor on the plane, CHUGGED A BOTTLE OF COGNAC! Joey Fatone wrote an open letter to One Direction... or did he? At a university welcome week, some guys associated with a fraternity hung some incredibly offensive banners on an off campus house. Sadly, there was yet another in a long string of gun related tragedies. Finally, in the Wi-Five, a barber has found a creative way to encourage literacy! Enjoy!

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0:00.0	This week, Chugging Booze, Fast Food News, and Boy Band Blues.
0:05.2	I'm Brent Black.
0:06.5	I'm Travis McElroy.
0:08.0	And I'm Ambassador Remy Motte.
0:10.4	With trends like these. Hello Brent.
0:13.0	Hello, Travis, how are we doing. Hello Brent.
0:23.4	Hello Travis how we doing I'm doing all right it's a very hot and sweaty day here in the
0:28.9	Los Angeles area yeah we we've had a similar day as well here, weather-wise in New York.
0:35.0	I have no idea why, but like I obstinately decided to wear jeans today.
0:39.0	Oh, no.
0:40.0	Yeah, he was a huge mistake. I don't know what I was thinking, but like I took Buttercup to the dog park in jeans at like 1 PM. It was terrible.
0:48.5	Relax everybody, that's his dog.
0:51.0	Yes. Anyway, have you ever mentioned Buttercup on any of your
0:54.8	podcasts? I talk about Buttercup on Can I Pet your dog all the time. That's a good
0:58.6	point. She's awesome. I love Buttercup. Listen Brent, I brought you here today for a very specific reason.
1:05.3	I'm a meaning to talk to you.
1:07.2	Okay.
1:08.2	I think it's time that we finally made peace.
1:10.8	Oh, really? It's time that we bury the hatchet, you and I.
1:15.0	This beef has been going on for too long.
1:18.0	Which beef is that?
1:20.0	You say McDonald's.
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