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The Hello, hello, everybody, and welcome to The Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and I am hosting today because Ryan Bailey is in London

and we'll be at Wembley for Wimbledon League 2 playoff final against Walsall.

I really, really hope it is a happy day for Ryan and all of his fellow Wimbledon supporters.

And if you're supporting Walsall then, well, when I first started prepping this, I didn't have anything to say here. But now, after some Googling, I can say that if you're a resident of Walsall, then let me just say your prolific record of leather production, not as good as Berman Seas. You replaced your fame illumination festival with a laser light show starting in 2009. Way to issue traditional secular autumn festivals of light you sellouts from your own Wikipedia page.

Though the novelist and essayist Jerome K. Jerome was born in the town. He never wrote about it.

That's the rarely seen, but always feared 19th century essayist burned by omission.

You're the hometown of Judas Priest's frontman Rob Halford, which is

actually just kind of cool. In 1981, a tornado touchdown in Block Switch and then later move to

Walsall, way to not even be able to start your own tornado, Walsall. I hope these hyper-specific

insults that took up way too much time to research have done as intended, and the entire

WallSall metropolitan area is so devastated, the team won't even be able to compete. Graham Ruffin, any anti-wallsall comments you'd like to make or pro-Wimbledon, I'll leave the choice to you. I mean, that was fantastic, Taylor, that was like a modern day version of you. Have you ever heard of the Norwegian commentator after they beat England going, Princess Diana, Maggie Thatcher, your boys took one hell of up eating. That was the, yeah, that was the 2025 equivalent of that. Going to do that, but there are not that many famous people from Wausau with whom I have any level of familiarity, so I'm not sure it would have worked. Not that I have a ton of familiarity with, say, their illumination festival, but here we are.

Here we are.

Maybe we should change that.

TSS Live show and well sold. They're not going to let us in. That's true. Not now. No, no. No. No. Any thoughts on the club whose most notable achievement remains reaching the League Cup semifinals in 1984? I mean, first of all, get an easier name to pronounce.

Right.

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