Hello everybody, welcome to Meltdown Comics in Hollywood, California, from the Kodak

Theater in Hollywood, and the 174th annual Academy Awards. This is Harman Town.

Harman Town is once again in the session. Please welcome the chairman of the Academy of

Voice and Picture Arts and Sciences in the Bay of Harman Town, Dan Harman.

Thank you. Thanks for coming out. It's Oscar night. It's not...

You shouldn't be expected to be here and you're heroic for me. We have a

heroically medium-sized audience. Are the Oscars still going on right now? I saw

17 fat guys in Tuxedo walking down the road, which means it just let out or they

just said, fuck it. Well those guys, yeah they're done, like the award for best fat

guy. They're like, fuck it. But there's probably still a couple as we're up here

on stage right now. Are they currently running right now? Yeah. Do we know any

biggies? I mean, I won't watch it. Who wants to be our live... All right, Tyler, Tyler's

put up with his fair share of shit. He's always got his iPhone. Tyler, get out

your Oscar app and let us know when the best director, best movie, yeah, as they

come in. What a fucking... I'm glad I'm so glad I missed the in-memorium this

year. That's something I missed because what a fucking... Okay, so let's start

with that. Let's start with this really sad shit. Harold Reimus has shuffled... Yeah,

well, you guys didn't do anything wrong. I just think that's a funny way to mourn.

I think that was just polite. No, I know. I know. I know. They didn't do anything

wrong. It's just funny how we sound. It's funny how we behave. I never met Harold

Reimus. I don't know. I don't... This is nothing. Family members of mine have died.

That I have not... I just asperger it out. I don't fucking care. I have talked to

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