I'm aware, I've caught wind of a review of playmakers that is coming, I think, later this week.

There's a money quote there that will be engraved on the other side of the tombstone.

It is a perfect description of who I am.

Like Mike Florio. I mean, don't waste your time reading crap like that.

It's a Thursday edition of PFT Live.

Don't put that quote back on the screen.

That's not authorized yet.

That's not released.

Somebody should have checked with me. I'm in trouble now. Good morning.

Good. Hello. Good. Get them in trouble. The hell with them. Back in his new satellite studio, you look less jaundiced today. I think they've figured out the lighting a little bit. You were a little jaundice. I don't know if you got any texts from any worried family members that you actually would have been the one under the dirt

and I'd have been the one throwing the deuses at the camera.

I don't know. John to see? From any worried family members that you actually would have been the one under the dirt

and I'd have been the one throwing the deuses at the camera. I don't know. Yesterday you were looking a little yellow to me. A little liver impaired yesterday, just a little bit. Well, I mean, I hope it's not my liver. I do. We had lighting issues yesterday. Also, like, I don't know, like, full disclosure, I have, like, a different powder I've been putting on my face for makeup in the last two days, too, which is a hair more yellowy. So it's not the one that fits my skin tone. So maybe that's what's making me look like that, too. But you're telling me I don't look too John to see today.

They sent you the Big Bird kit. Is that what they sent you? Well, you said Big Bird, the Big Bird kit. Yes, that would fit. Well, I don't look too John to see today, though. You're saying I'm okay. All right, that's good to hear. You look better today. But it wasn't as bad as it was the day that I was like halfway between yellow and green.

No, no.

My whole family was, yeah. Yeah, my aunt Wendy, my mom called me later that night. I was transforming into some sort of a monster. I know. My mom called me that night like with genuine, oh, Christopher, Mike didn't look good today. You know, like it was legitimate concern.

So that's good. That's good to know. Yeah, feeling good, though, hoping to stay on the right side of that mound of dirt with the tombstone. Thursday shirt on. Listen, I found it just for you. It's under a pile of dirty clothes. I hadn't done a wash. and I'm not, you know, you're not the one that has to deal with the fact that it's, as I said before, it can get a little gamey.

But what was I saying? Oh, my idea, I'm telling you, this is a billion dollar idea, not just a million dollar idea.

The living memorial that goes on a tombstone, the LED powered, or the solar-powered

LED screen.

I'm just giving this away to whoever wants to go take it and run with it.

How dumb am I?

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