I saw two Aubrey Plaza movies last night. I was just about to do the same thing.

One of the theater. All of notes. One at home.

Your bookcase is so empty it looks like an elementary school bookcase in Jubal County.

Yeah, well, you know, the state. This state is a they actually dissent the cops and they went in and they just clit out my entire bookcase.

So, you know, almost got arrested man. We have you need any books to fill it up.

We have like plenty and lying around in the studio. Right. Yeah. Well, I got a bunch of wrestling books if you want them.

Oh, oh, do you? A bunch of wrestling books. Well, like a biographies and stuff. Like it doesn't answer the why question.

Yeah, that's why. No, I mean, one of them. You got that. I have that one. I have to show Michael's one granted a lot of these were gifts throughout the years.

I haven't purchased a wrestling book in relation to that. And God knows how long. But I just have books there in the back.

Okay, but it doesn't really get to the essence the origins. Are you like a big wrestling fan? Did you work in the wrestling industry? How how do you have all of these?

No, I'm just a big wrestling dork since the kid. So that's why I have a lot of these wrestling figurines books and stuff like that. So yeah, I only watch two wrestling events a year.

It's the Royal Rumble in WrestleMania. And I have a group of friends that like watch wrestling all year round. And they welcome me into their cocoon of wrestling for those two major events. I love the Royal Rumble.

I was slightly annoyed that the most recent Royal Rumble they started with it first. The Royal Rumble almost goes last. It was ridiculous. Also, I fell asleep during the second Royal Rumble like straight up dead.

The Royal Rumble is a woman's. Yes, okay. How does it look? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Which actually was the best Royal Rumble match of that night. The women's was better than the men's that night.

I will say that the men's didn't really do much for me. It might have put me in a position to fall asleep. Yeah, that's why.

I hope before we started recording, I'm like way behind on sleep. And I am incredibly well rested for this edition of Mystery Crate. So I hope to bring a level of energy that is in keeping with the Friday morning edition of Mystery Crate.

Welcome, by the way. Welcome, by the way, to Mystery Crate.

With that really positive energy, I have to make an admission, which is that I've actually never in my life watched a single wrestling match.

Neither have I, not one, never in my life. And every single time you guys talk about it on the show, I just laugh along like I know what you're talking about.

Just like Jess does during Saturday. Yeah, I try to walk hard. Yeah. I know my idea. I appreciate I appreciate Jeremy that you do you do us the favor of humoring us as opposed to Jessica.

Straight up like, no, sorry. I'm a bone. Never be glad. You don't make me think I know I will always make you think I know what you're talking about. Even if I don't know what you're talking about.

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