The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Live from the second library of Downton Abbey, it's my brother and brother in me, Downton Abbey

Edition. Cannot believe we got permission from Lord Grantham and his his fam to let us hang here

and record. We got cord strewn all the way to the third kitchen. Well, we had to run an extension

cord from 2012. That is a lot of cord. Then we had to get, then we have internet antenna travel

through time in the livery. Griffin, how did we get here? How did we walk us through the process

of you did most of the political aspects of getting us in here? So you mean the political aspects and

not the the chrono magic. The chrono stuff is that's old hat for my brother and my brother

and me. It's like how do you get permission? Well, I actually married into the family.

I married gay footmen. And Griffin gay married a footman. And much to the chagrin of Granny.

She was not pleased about that. But we're very happy. That's nice. Every night,

polished the silver as it were, as we do. Hong Kong. Hong Kong, if you know what I mean.

And what we do is we travel through time and give people advice. Later on, we're going to tell

lady Sibba how to break free from the shackles of feminine imprisonment that the early 20th century

has placed her in. But for now, and then we're going to berate the servants later later. We'll

be berating the servants for now or all years though. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McAroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McAroy. I'm your baby brother. Griffin McAroy.

Well, technically you're the second Duke of Frantz. I'm the second Duke of footmanship.

You're your Lord Ship Griffin McAroy. I assume that footman exists just to like give foot

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