MBMBaM 85: Candlenights 2011 Special

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2011

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's our second annual Candlenights special, and you know that means! Actually, you might not, since it's only the second time we've done it. Oh, well, it means that we go the whole episode without dropping any profane language, so you can share it with your innocent, nubile ears. Also, you shouldn't say "nubile ears" in front of them, because that's kind of profane. Suggested talking points: Raspberry Pillow, The Long Con, Santa Baby, Trampires, 1 P.E., Christmas Conspiracy, Forever Lazy, Mistlesmooch, Measure Your Year in Gifts, The Briefness, Unwanted Twilight, Cat Buglary

Transcript

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody and welcome to our, our you all tied sort of now flowed into boxing day.
0:54.4	Don't miss it, are you will be sorry. Okay, well, is our you all tied observation of candle nights.
1:02.0	I am your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy, and I'm
1:07.7	Mario and Barry's brother Joe Guy, just name. I'm a baby. I'm a man-sized baby. My name is
1:14.6	Griffin McElroy. Baby G, Big T, Daddy J, here with you again. My brother, my brother and me
1:22.0	an advice show for the modern era. This is a time for you to gather with your family and say,
1:26.7	hey, I got this show. It's for you sometimes. It's for you sometimes. Once in a great while,
1:33.6	it's for you. There's 51 episodes in a year that you should not listen to because it gets
1:38.8	coarse, I would say, the subject matter and language that we use. It's quite blue. It gets blue
1:43.6	and coarse. But not this time, this time it, this week it's red and smooth. It's nice and smooth.
1:50.4	It's like a rough, most of the time it's like a rough blueberry bramble patch and you don't
1:54.6	want to go through that bramble patch because it's sharp. There are sharp edges and it's blue.
1:58.3	All right, this is like a raspberry pillow. This is a raspberry pillow for you to sleep on. Come with us.
2:02.6	No curse words. Here we go. No curse words in this episode. Mary, candlelights. It's all
2:07.8	into all a good episode. Here, yeah, we'll see what you do that. That,
2:11.6	cursing. I don't howl that a lot of hope. Hey, guys, my girlfriend and I were debating about
2:17.0	giving children gifts early. I believe giving kids gifts. I believe grifting my kids
2:26.1	is wrong because the long con rarely works on four year olds. It doesn't do anything detrimental
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