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My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mbmbam, Justin Mcelroy, Mcelroy, Comedy, Advice, Travis Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

All sets of three brothers are actually the same, so this week we're giving advice on keeping wolves at bay and building houses out of granite. But don't worry, there's time in this Jab-and-Gab to get in some questions about keeping dry in the rain, the real whereabouts of Jack the Ripper, and even more haunted piano keys. Suggested talking points: Throwing Galaxies, JuiCera, When God Reclaims New Hampshire, Legs All the Way Down, Technically Everything is Probably Not Haunted Lambda Legal: https://lambdalegal.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	It's the start of something cute. how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool, baby? One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:45.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:51.1	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true.
0:58.0	Ah, it's better. It's better with two.
1:03.0	My life.
1:04.0	Ah, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:09.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me.
1:13.5	I'm advice you for the Maginara.
1:15.2	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:17.5	Well, I'm your middleist brother.
1:18.9	What up, Trav Nation?
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