The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

What's up, you cool, baby?

One, two, three, four.

It's the start of something beautiful.

A small acquaintance has blossomed.

It's rapping into a precious friendship.

I could have never seen what was coming for me.

Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.

My life, it feels life.

Life, ah, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.

My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.

This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with two.

My life, ah, ah, ah, it's better with you.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, and me And a Vice show for the modern era I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy What's up, Trave Nation? I'm your most brother Travis Big Dog Wolf Wolf Vroom Vroom, the Heater Award winning Big Dog Macquaroy Good morning, Trav nation, it's me your sweet baby brother 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin builtin built for tough mackroy we don't do that one anymore you know boys sometimes the

internet you're not gonna believe this lies to you never will make old claims and you'll hear

story and you're like there's no fucking way that's true yeah that is true every time i load up a website

of a certain caliber there's always a little ad to this side that's true yeah that is true every time I load up a website of a

certain caliber there's always a little ad to this side that's like Melissa

McCarthy died and I'm like what I click on every fucking time but it's never true

they just want me to buy it's a different Melissa McCarthy it's like a hundred and

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