MBMBaM 807: Riding in Floors with Boys

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It feels like we were destined to tackle the topics at hand this week. Who else would be more equipped to name the ride-on floor cleaners, reboot three different Phantom franchises, and use sports broadcasting to score some ice cream drumsticks, all while unveiling of the greatest advancement in high-tech, piss-proof cape technology. It’s like we’re outside on your next door balcony, projecting our podcast out into the world. Suggested talking points: The Chad Who Walks, Just Evita Things, There’s No Pizza in Grapes of Wrath, Check for Truckers, Fuck the McElroy Brothers What Were They Thinking Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.1	My life, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:10.3	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, and me. An advice show for the modern era. I'm your art. It's better with you Hello everybody
1:11.0	Welcome to my brother
1:11.9	My brother and me
1:12.8	An Advice show for the modern era
1:14.4	I'm your oldest brother
1:15.9	Justin McElroy
1:18.1	What up Trav Nation
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