MBMBaM 802: Assassinating the Moon Queen

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We like to think of My Brother, My Brother, and Me as a safe space to talk about sharp bazongas, sick contra-bassoon riffs, and your shrimp walk with Jesus. But you have to be sure to get those skin puppies fed first. Suggested Talking Points: Comic Relief Epona, Slick Skylar Gissondos, Only a Contra-Bassoon Can Defeat A Bassoon, Shrimp Out for Jesus Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:45.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:51.1	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true.
0:58.3	Ah, ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.1	My life, ah, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:10.3	Hello, everybody.
1:11.0	Welcome to my brother, my brother, and me in the advice show for the modern era.
1:15.3	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:17.2	What's up, Travis, Travis, Big Dog, Wolfel, Vroom, Frum, the heater, McElroy.
1:22.5	Hi, I'm Griffin McRoy.
1:23.9	I'm 38, 5'10.
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