MBMBaM 794: Candlenights XXX

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mcelroy, Mbmbam, Justin Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Advice, Comedy, Travis Mcelroy, Mcelroy Brothers, Comedy Advice

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Don’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that utterly terrifying HUGE reindeer decoration. Why is it so BIG? Suggested talking points: As Fat a Chocobo as this Zenny Can Purchase, Method Chain from Huntington Steel, Maybe I’m Not a Cool Hang, You’re Not an Online Cat, My Life Story: Fuck, My Husband’s a Ghost Get your Candlenights 2025 tickets here: bit.ly/Candlenights2025 Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels live.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.0	My life, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:09.0	Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, and and me It's an advice show for the modern era I'm your oldest brother, Justin McRoy I'm your middle-old's brother Travis Big Dog Wolf Wolf-Wonacroy What's up, Trave Nation? What's up, Trave Nation, and happy Honda days This meet your sweet baby elf A little stinker elf here To create some Christmas mischief Griffin Macroy what
1:30.2	okay what kind of Christmas yeah hey everybody it's me it's hey Trembudan no no just
1:34.6	like happy Honda days it's me your sweet baby elf a Christmas elf here to cause Christmas
1:40.1	mischief Griffin Macroy what kind of Christmas mischief do you have plans?
1:44.6	You did all the candy canes.
1:46.5	Well, that's going to hurt your tummy.
1:48.2	It did.
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