MBMBaM 791: A Safe Space to Hurt Travis's Feelings

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We've got all the headlines from Ozmopolitan Magazine! Someone you trust says Bigfoot is real! What should be on your life list? And where can you buy grown-up toothbrushes that sing to you? It's all the news you can use when you need to go out and touch Oz. Suggested talking points: Nature Pervert, Vampire Town is Real, Cones Around Cones, Defying Cavity, Sip the Wicked Giblets Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels live.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.0	My life, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:09.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me, Advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. What's up, Trave Nation? I'm your middle-less brother, Travis Big Dog, Wolfram-Froom, Frum McElroy. And I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30, media luminary, Griffin McRoy. I wasn't just doing like a cool librarian thing with my glasses. They were covered in
1:27.6	boy smudges. They were covered in boys smudges again. They were covered in ladd grease.
1:36.0	Because their hands are just always touching the glasses and they're always greasy. And they are
1:41.0	always, they are always greasy. Yeah, Dodd has the amazing ability to get stuff under her fingernails a millisecond
1:49.0	after washing her hands.
1:50.2	It's really crazy how like, I'll wash the boy hands, and then the boy will play with
1:56.4	model magic or some shit, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic sand.
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