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My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

SHOW US YOUR DRAWERS! Do you keep your knives and your butter knives together, throwing caution to the wind? Maybe there's bees in there, in the guise of a baby? Or some seasonal coffee that's only 23 years out of date? Suggested talking points: So Tired of Verse-ing, 30 Burger King Commercials Looped, Fork Fencing, Ass Up, Blade Down, Peter Remnolds' Predatory Practices, I'm Trying to Smell What the Rock is Cooking Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapid into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:44.3	Life, ah, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with two.
1:03.1	My life, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:09.9	Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother
1:12.0	Me, an advice show for the modern era.
1:13.8	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. What's up, Travis? I'm your middle-less brother, Travis, Big Dog, Vroom, Vroom, McElroy. Hey, what's up, Travnais, it's me, your sweet baby brother 30-130, media luminary, Griffin McRoy. ding ding jing you just hear those sleigh bells wringling
1:26.6	no it's not even Halloween yet it's the cat we're on the creep we're on the creep it's
1:30.2	fucking candle Jing, ding, ding, you just hear those sleigh bells wringling. No, it's not even Halloween yet.
1:28.6	We're on the creep.
1:29.5	We're on the creep. It is when this comes out. Fucking Candle Knights creep, baby, we're on it. When this comes out, Trave, think about it. But our births haven't even happened yet. I almost said my birthday, Justin. Apologies. There's a for the no worries, brother. No worries. in there, but it's going to slot into an open space in the Candle Nights Creek because I'm already putting my holiday plans together, boys. We don't know. Have you heard? Have you heard? Do you know where your- The angel? What is the angel told you? The angel came down from the big star. And he said, what's your ass doing on December 11th? I said, you cuss?
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