MBMBaM 784: Can You Escape Hatred Cove?

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Fall is in the air, and that means risking our lives for pumpkins and locking up apples in boxes until they turn into iPhones. But it also means a very special report on a certain actor’s illustrious career, from Jumanji to Moana. Suggested talking points: Petey Pupper Puller, Pumpkin Martyr, McConaughey Trademarked Filler Words, Lewd Stitch Memorabilia, Why Are You Doing a Whole Salad About It Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.9	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.6	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.5	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels life.
0:45.2	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:51.1	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you this is true ah it's better with two
1:02.4	my life ah ah ah ah ah it's better with you
1:09.7	hello everybody welcome to my brother my brother me and advice show for the modern era i'm It's better with you Hello everybody
1:10.8	Welcome to my brother My brother And advice show For the modern era I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy What's up Trav Nation It's me your middle of the brother Travis Big Dog Wolfo Wroo Vroom McElroy What's up Travnaation It's your sweet baby brother Griffin 30 under 30 Built Fort Tough Macroy Why did you send me a TikTok Travis the second we started recording.
1:29.8	Because we were talking about things that you
1:32.4	were going to do right it was a it was a travel recommendation you're right it was a travel
1:37.0	recommendation from him I just got the notification quite delayed so I thought you were
1:40.9	like dude you're never going to believe what donkey lips looks like now
1:44.7	or whatever the fuck
1:45.7	the kind of TikToks.
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