MBMBaM 768: Face 2 Face: No Toes as a General Rule

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We crawled out of the Other Worlds to bring you this show LIVE from Columbus, OH. It's a weird and wonderful show full of colorful mascots, colorful gyms, mysterious flesh wounds, and Travis giving actually very good advice that fixes everything. Suggested taking points: Alien Shit for Big Boys to Swing On, Late-Stage Beatle, Blood-Emitting Sections of the Body, Incognito Gnome, Scuber Mascot Madness slides: https://www.themcelroy.family/content/uploads/2025/06/Mascot-Madness_-University-Edition.pdf Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

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0:00.0	The Macaroy brothers are not experts.
0:05.0	And their advice should never be followed.
0:08.0	Oh, Travis insists he's a sex expert.
0:12.0	But there's a degree on his wall.
0:15.0	I haven't seen it.
0:17.0	Also, this show isn't for kids,
0:20.0	which I mention only so the babies out there know how cool they are for listening.
0:26.2	What's up, you cool babies?
0:28.5	One, two, three, four.
0:29.7	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:35.5	A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's wrapped into a precious friendship
0:40.3	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach,
0:47.3	my life, it feels life, it's better, It's better
0:55.0	It's better with you
0:59.0	My life
1:00.0	Ah
1:02.0	It's better with you
1:05.0	This is true
1:07.0	Ah
1:08.0	It's better
1:09.0	It's better with two.
1:11.7	My life.
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