MBMBaM 762: Mozzarella Stickz, Never Eaten

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We’re here to give you that kick you need to roll out of bed and grab a steaming box of hot wet egg. But if a kick doesn’t work, maybe some spicy stolen salsa or getting stepped on by Joseph Gordon Levitt will do the trick Suggested talking points: The New New Monkees, Joseph Gordon Leverage, Fish Love Pokemon Cards, What Do You Think Verbatim Means? Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.7	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.5	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.0	It's the start of something cute. how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool, baby? One, two, three, four.
0:21.2	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.9	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:28.9	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:32.9	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.6	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.3	My life, it feels live.
0:43.3	Life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, It's better
0:55.0	It's better with you
0:56.0	This is true
0:58.0	Ah
0:59.0	It's better with two
1:02.0	My life
1:04.0	Ah
1:05.0	It's better with you
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother
1:11.6	My brother, me and advice show for the modern era
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