The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother named Envice Show for the Moderna era. You can smell it in the air.

Crisp, inviting, warm, set of the pumpkin spice latte. It's back and we're celebrating.

I just had my first one of this of 20-OT 11. I still have, I finished it moments ago,

mere moments ago, I went with the PSL with no whip on top, with skim milk in it.

I love the idea of seasonal flavors, like the idea of peppermint, everything in winter,

but if it were summer and someone's like, do you have some peppermint coffee? I'm like, no,

fuck you, fuck that and fuck you for that idea. I'm pumpkin muffin. What month is it? It's June,

get out of here. Get out right out of this town that we live in. People who say they should have

the pumpkin spice latte every year, watch your start your day off with some birthday cake asshole.

Birthday cake. How about a Thanksgiving, a pump Thanksgiving turkey on your birthday,

which is not on Thanksgiving, nor near it. How about a birthday turkey asshole?

I cannot have the pumpkin spice latte anymore. I'm trying to watch my carbs.

Oh, Justin. I know, I don't want to think about it. I'm my treat. No, it doesn't have carbs.

If it's delicious, if I find out I have a terminal disease, I might treat myself to one.

I'm really more of an agnoglotte man myself, but hey, listen, I didn't come here for your

judgment. I came to give it a fuck. It's not winter yet. You keep your agnoglotte

to yourself where it belongs. I keep my agnoglotte in my tummy. Do you know what I'm a little

disappointed in? In fact, that the PSL laxiny rejuvenative properties. I spent all day

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