The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, you found my brother, my brother, me and the right show for the modern era,

and we have Emmy Fever. Tonight, I'm going to sit down with a box of popcorn and a bottle of

peanut grease and watch Miss Jane Lynch do her thing tonight on the Emmy stage to honor some of

my favorite programs of the year. Who do you like Justin? Who do you favorite this year?

Glee. Obviously. Glee. I got Glee Fever over here. Gleever. I've got it. I've got Glee.

Who's taking home that tiny golden angel? That little golden angel is going in the hands of the

talented Miss Liam Michelle for her portrayal of a role of sing, sing girl from Glee.

Yes. Sling girl from Glee. Jessica Sings star.

Jessica Sings star. The talented, upstart, half Jewish, half singer, talent powerhouse known as Glee

Michelle. Now, Justin, let me ask you this. Yes. Who's your pick for outstanding sound mixing for

nonfiction programming? That is going to go to the one and only kin burns for his documentary,

Ungly. Ah, I see. Okay. My name is Justin McRoy. I'm your oldest brother and I have Gleever.

I'm Travis McRoy and I think that that kin burns documentary would be called The Gay, The Earth's

So It Still. I'm Griffin. How's your Gleever right now? That's low. I beat it. I took a pretty

intense regiment of antibiotics that really, really dried me up inside and out, but I've finally

beaten the Glee. You kicked it? I kicked the Glee. It was tough stuff for a while.

Now, but now I'm just hooked on modern family. Oh, yeah. So the scenarios that they get into on that show.

Which one on that show is the robot? I always forget. The little child. The child is small wonders too.

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