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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 691: The Sword of Good Grades

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Rip yourself a fresh baguette, in half or length-wise, chug that 84% fresh milk, and grab your sword the size of a cookie sheet. It’s time for a training montage before seeing Wonka, as long as you keep your grades up. Suggested talking points: Mild Piquant of Griffin, Wonka Nate Silver, The Elder Statesman of Fish Throwing, The Smart Swordsman Doesn't Lose, A Yucky Phonetic Journey Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.0

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.0

Also, this show isn't for kids,

0:14.1

which I mention only so the babies out there

0:16.4

will know how cool they are for listening.

0:18.6

What's up you cool baby?

0:20.1

One two three four.

0:21.2

It's the start of something beautiful.

0:27.0

A small acquaintance has blossom, it's ripen into a precious friendship.

0:33.0

I could have never seen what was coming for me

0:36.0

hangs at the skate park,

0:38.0

hangs by the beach.

0:39.0

My life, it feels life life

0:45.0

life

0:46.0

It's better it's better with you

0:50.0

my life

0:52.0

It's better with you

0:51.0

my life You. My life. It's better, it's better with you.

0:57.0

This is true.

0:58.0

Ah.

1:00.0

It's better.

1:01.0

It's better with two.

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