MBMBaM 687: Trunchbull on the Phone, Temple Guards Behind Me

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian angels from peeping on you. Don't leave a message, though, we definitely won't check. Just send a text like a normal person. Suggested talking points: So Much Corn Power, Pod Up the Garfield, Pre-Existing Arby's Account, Queso Erotic Dreamscaper, St Michelangelo's Jerkin-It Faraday Cage Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for for kids which I mention only so the babies out there
0:15.7	will know how cool they are for listening. What's up you cool baby?
0:20.8	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.6	A small acquaintance has blossom, it's ripened
0:29.3	into a precious friendship.
0:39.1	I could have never seen what was coming for me hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels life life
0:45.0	It's better it's better with you
0:50.0	My life
0:52.0	It's better with you
0:51.0	My life
0:56.0	It's better with you. This is true.
0:58.0	Ah, ah, it's better.
1:00.0	It's better.
1:01.0	It's better with two.
1:02.0	My life. It's better with two.
1:02.0	better with two.
1:10.0	Hello everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother and me me an advice show for the modern era I'm your oldest brother
1:16.7	Sorry go ahead and introduce yourself Dr corn
1:21.2	I'm your oldest brother just
1:23.7	Dr. Corn. Try Dr. Corn out for size. I'm your oldest brother
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