MBMBaM 678: Travis-Level Funny

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up, y’all, Hogflesh pirate radio is taking over the waves! Join Skin Pigs, Hog Flesh, and Oink Meat as they talk about the sports we all love, sexy science nerds, and that one commercial with Tom Brady and the mattress. Post-order Hunk Green’s 2018 novel “An Absolutely Remarkable Thing” at http://sphincterboy.com/ Suggested talking points: Touchdownton Abbey, Match-Rizz Matchmakers, Afflecktation, Our Cousin Billy Zane, Trickle-Ouroboros Economics Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What do you think?
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:46.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:54.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother me an advice show for the modern era
1:14.3	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your head coach Travis McElroy
1:20.8	Great iron grip from McElroy here to bring the fucking football he pig skin
1:25.1	Pete is what they call me just great iron gritty and I grit iron griffin
1:29.3	I am gritty gritty gritty Justin. I have a question for you Justin. Yes. Are you ready for some football?
1:35.6	Well Travis I was a trick question because it's
1:39.1	Here whether you're ready or fucking not coward. Yeah, it's every day of the week
1:43.7	We're playing football on the professional level in the national football league
1:47.8	I am proud to announce that my dad has gileted me into joining the fantasy football league because he couldn't find anybody else to join it for the fifth
1:57.0	consecutive year
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