MBMBaM 672: Sure Thing, Dave Matthews

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It’s August 2023, aliens are real, and so is Dave Matthews. He could be anywhere! In light of this new information, we’re doing our best to keep things light and loose so we’re ready for the upcoming taco wars that will define our founding-father given rights to Taco Tuesday for good. Suggested talking points: Reggie Used to work at America, Crash into Dave, Filling the Pockets of Taco Bell’s Lawyers, The Code of the West Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious fraction.
0:33.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:11.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the Marginera. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:17.0	I'm your middleest brother, feeling great over here, Travis McElroy, just having a great day.
1:23.0	Yeah, me too, not new, not new, it's Griffin McElroy, sweet baby brother.
1:28.0	I'm having a great day over here, guys. Suns out, it's a beautiful day. I made the perfect omelette this morning.
1:34.0	Our sun. Our sun, aliens are real, it's a great day.
1:39.0	It's a normal day for us.
1:41.0	Let me talk about this omelette, guys. I figured it out, I got the perfect cook on both sides, aliens are real.
1:47.0	There was tomatoes in there. I did some steamed carrots in there, some cheese, aliens are real.
1:53.0	What I did is I put a lid on so it would get kind of non-stick liquid on both sides, aliens are real.
2:00.0	Then I folded the omelette over and got the perfect flip, it was perfect aliens are real.
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