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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 668: A Honeypot for Rita Repulsa

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We've run out of search engines, so we’ve sent the spiders out crawling around for new things, and what they've discovered is that we curse a lot. Anyway it turns out we owe the swear jar over $10,000, so go on over to Batreon to help us out, and then we can say older and cooler cuss words. Suggested talking points: I Can Buy You Dump Time, Touch the Fish, Human Penguin, Batman Doesn't Keep His Grades Up, Slive Mas World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.

0:06.0

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.0

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

0:18.0

What's up, you cool baby?

0:20.0

What, Derrick, three?

0:21.0

It's the start of something beautiful.

0:27.0

A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious fraction.

0:33.0

I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.

0:39.0

My life, it feels like...

0:45.0

It's better, it's better with you.

0:51.0

My life, it's better with you.

0:54.0

It's better, it's better with you.

0:57.0

This is true, it's better, it's better with you.

1:03.0

My life, it's better with you.

1:10.0

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me at Advice Show for the Moderna Era.

1:16.0

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

1:19.0

I'm your cleanest brother, Travis McElroy.

1:22.0

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

1:26.0

That feels wrong to me, Travis.

1:28.0

Sorry, I'm in it in the way of like dirty mouth, clean it up.

1:32.0

Like you went lick or kind of clean.

1:35.0

I have the cleanest mouth of all three brothers.

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