MBMBaM 662: The Consequence Rate

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this episode, which could just be solved easily with a desk full of jelly and knocking down all of the walls. Or, if all else fails, dual percussive massagers. Suggested talking points: Simply the Guest, Cyber Salsa and Cryptacos, Deez Sour Balls, Theraguns Akimbo, Talk Nerdy to Me, Flay Bobby Flay Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, dear three?
0:21.0	It's the side of something beautiful.
0:27.0	A small quaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious fraction.
0:33.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better with you.
0:54.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody, welcome my brother and my brother, me an advice show for the Modren era.
1:15.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
1:18.0	And I'm noted intellectual and middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.
1:22.0	And I'm Griffin.
1:25.0	I'm not really...
1:28.0	Little bit of a...
1:30.0	There's a delay, I think.
1:32.0	A little bit of a delay.
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