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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 659: Dom Jeans

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future where the stars no longer exist, we find ourselves longing to talk about things like money candles, different Shreks, and stadium hamburgers. Suggested talking points: The Big Bazinga, Fump Kumpton, Beer Time-Out, Masterclass Perv, Is it Anointed?, Don’t Lick a Shrek Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:06.0

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.0

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

0:18.0

What's up, you cool baby?

0:20.0

What, dear three?

0:21.0

It's the start of something beautiful.

0:27.0

A small quaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious fraction.

0:33.0

I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.

0:39.0

My life, it feels like...

0:45.0

It's better, it's better with you.

0:51.0

My life, it's better with you.

0:54.0

It's better, it's better with you.

0:57.0

This is true, it's better, it's better with you.

1:03.0

My life, it's better with you.

1:10.0

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and my brother meet, and vice show for the Mall of Dr. and Era.

1:15.0

I'm your oldest brother, Gree Blasto.

1:19.0

More like an advice show for Galicy Far Far Away.

1:23.0

I'm Giz Music fan, Travis McAroy.

1:26.0

And I'm Giz, the friendly alien, I'm Giz, the friendly knight.

1:32.0

I already said Giz.

1:33.0

Yeah, I know, it's a common word, it all have wonderful galaxy, which is called Giz 9.

1:39.0

I'm Giz 9, cyborg alien, and I came here to fucking party with you on May the 4th be with you.

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