MBMBaM 627: Brush Your Teeth Because Coyotes

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

People love making jokes about the movie Ghost, but we can do better. We’re pitching a reboot with like, Rooney Mara. Or . . . Helen Mirren? And what if it wasn’t a ghost, but a mummy? Or like, a Frankenstein? And not pottery, but a magic mirror that shows you the moment of your death? Wait, hang on, this is too good to share. Forget we said any of this. Suggested talking points: Spittlest Brother, Big Beefy Sandwiches, Cashing Chicken Cheques, God’s Not Dead He’s at Wingstop, I Can Moan; I’m a Man, Do You Fuck Ghosts At Your Job? Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, Terry, three?
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:33.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels long.
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:58.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:04.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:11.0	Hey, welcome my brother and brother me, and my advice here for the Modgenera, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:15.0	I'm your ex-expert, I'm a spitting.
1:17.0	Okay, I'm your spittlest brother, Travis McElroy.
1:20.0	I'm your sweet baby brother, celebrity, body language interpreter, and sort of envoy to the stars,
1:27.0	and all the sweet drama drama that exists in the nebulous sort of space between them, Griffin McElroy.
1:34.0	And boys, we got a do's or to break down for you.
1:38.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:39.0	Isn't it strange?
1:41.0	90's kids are going to love this one.
1:43.0	Oh my god.
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