The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

What's up, you cool baby?

What, do you think it's the start of something beautiful?

A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.

I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels long.

It's better, it's better with you, my life, it's better with you.

It's better, it's better with you, this is true, it's better, it's better with you, my life, it's better with you.

Hello, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm Malagra from McElroy. Hey, what's up?

So guys, this morning I was at the gym, the iron temple, and I got a message from our, well, the executive producer, I mean, the producers all got together.

But from Mr. Jarmason, and they just sent over some studios.

Oh, it was a name?

Mr. Jarmason?

Jarmason, did you say?

Yeah, there's not as many vows in it as you'd think.

And Mr. Jarmason asked me to just go over these with you real quick, so I figured we always have a little time in the intro where we don't really say anything funny.

So I just go ahead and get these out of the way here.

Okay.

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